There must be something in all of the stuff I do that would work as a TV show. After all, we have guys who catch crabs, guys who cut down trees, guys who buy junk, guys who work in a pawn shop, a guy on a horse who chases people, and now a guy who uses big power tools to cut stuff in half to see what’s inside.  Then there are the countless chefs, cooks, eaters, and do-it-yourselfers.  Why not a show about an old broad who messes with people’s front yards?

I realize that I would need to amp up the drama a bit. Not many people would be interested in watching episode after episode of routine deliveries.  Of course, since there seems to be an audience for two men driving around in the desert doing not much more than picking up rocks with a magnet, I could be wrong.

Maybe there is a show to made from sneaking past dogs, dodging (or not) dog piles in the grass, getting my wits frightened out of me by voices booming out of the dark, having the cops called on us or just having them cruise by and inquire about our activities, trying to find unmarked addresses in the dark of night, the endless ways there are to screw up an order, the fun of delivering delight, and the amazing reactions from the recipients (which we almost never get to experience).

Anyone out there who knows how to develop a program proposal?  Who knows what to do with it after that? Let’s make a TV show!